Plushpet prompts ✨🧸
Place to post my written prompts yaaay
Long cat is long
“Oooh ain’tcha the cutest thing? big ol’ baby that’chu areee~!”
Or some stupid mush this girl is spewing, not that I think she’s stupid, she’s just saying a bunch of garbo about a monster! Doesn’t she get these things need ta go!? I don’t give a dang about an oversized fish, er, catfish. They’re destroying every fricking wall! and more importantly, am getting paid to do this job. I need money! I need’ta eat too, the hell! Move over girl, let me do my fricken‘ job!
“‘Kay Harleen, would ya move already so we can go on with this? Ozzie ‘n I have other ssstuff to do! places ta go!”
“Kill!? Who eva’ said anything about killing??”
Whawha- Whaaat!?
“Oh, c’mon! You even was the one who called us here!”
“Um, yeah! ‘cuz I though ya buncha losers would like’ta pet a baby kitten! C’mon ya two, Ives usually doesn’t let any men in our home even, ya both are lucky I think yer funny!”
“And I can change my mind any second, just so you know.”
Are you freakin’ kiddin’ me now!? I traveled all the way here from the dang Strange Real for this? Not worth it, not funny didn’t laugh. Whatever I’m not wasting the trip! Move over Harleen! Even Ozzie’s trying to attack this damn thing already- wh- GODDAMN- ARE YOU SERIOUS NOW? I’M…. trapped under this ginormous beast, great. Ah, what a Tuesday.
