[PEND] Mr. Bombastic🌑

10 hours until closing!!! TYSM 🥹💖
BTC AND OTA INFO

usd>mixed>trades>art

i accept cashapp, paypal, venmo, and certain giftcards

minimum usd offer (alone): $50

his  appearance and personality seem to be polar opposites, but are they?

headcanon 

(feel free to use or discard whatever you’d like)

could he be a blood sucking fiend? maybe~

has a strict grandpa (retired mafia boss) that always go “wtf is wrong with him” each time they see him.

and to be fair though, its completely understandable when he acts like a clown the second he sees his gramps.
solely to make him go

”can you be serious for once?- grandpa

all jokes aside, he actually does respects his grandfather

his minions are just as chaotic as he is.

 He calls them “my children” and his closest man “my wife”

he could be doing serious work and the second he hears
“Boss, your grandfather is on his way”

he will get up and say

”oh shit! My children get to your places, We have a show to put on! ”

His grandfather raised him after his parents passed away

humor is a shield and laughter is armor 

he is hardly ever serious, but when he is, tread lightly